We believe Jesus is going to save us from our sins
if we believe he will,
and take us to heaven when we die
where we will be happy forever.
We believe it because the Bible says so
and we believe we should believe whatever the Bible says
because it is the last word,
you know,
“the only rule for faith and practice,”
says the old book of church order,
and we believe the old books of order,
and the old confessions of faith,
the older the better,
if you ask us,
they knew a thing or two back then,
you know,
they knew how things are supposed to be,
never mind that they owned slaves,
and oppressed women,
and abused children.
Those old confession writers
knew what they were doing,
and all we have to do is believe it
and we’ll have it made,
if we are careful
to ostracize those who don’t believe it,
and maybe boycott them,
just to let them know
we’ve noticed that they don’t believe as we do,
and that we don’t like it.
We can’t be letting them think
its okay to not believe as we do,
that it doesn’t matter.
Jesus might be watching,
and might keep us out of heaven
for being slack,
and not insisting on the straight and narrow.
It turns out that getting into heaven
isn’t as easy as it seems at the start.
We have to believe that Jesus died
to save us from our sins,
and then we have to resist temptation,
and get everyone else to live like we do,
and have nothing to do with those who don’t
as a testimony against them,
and we have to oppose sin at every turn,
and pray,
and study the Bible,
and be entirely centered on doing God’s will,
and make sure that gays never marry,
because that would be the living end,
and we can bomb our enemies to oblivion
when loving them doesn’t work—
and when has loving our enemies ever worked—
and talk about WWJD?
in terms of getting prayer back into the schools,
and getting evolution out,
and getting the Ten Commandments
into all the court houses,
but not in terms of ending racism,
and poverty,
and war,
or in terms of living ecologically sound lives,
or having sustainable economies…
And, when it gets too complex,
we just get back to the Bible,
and believe in Jesus,
and look forward to going to heaven when we die,
without facing the fact
that we have been dead
to the truth of how things are,
and how things need to be,
and what is calling us to do it,
all our lives long.